Gee. He's too Cheap. Me? I'd go for third base, or maybe something involving a mouth.
Cute/nice IT guy/PC specialist will fix your computer in exchange for a gentle feel of your boobs. I'm a totally non-creepy (really) professional who will repair your hard drive, back up files, install software and peripherals, whatever, for an innocent grope. I have a lot of tech knowledge in my life and regrettably no boobs. Serious inquiries only and thanks.
But I have my sweetie, and wouldn't be interested in THAT!
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