Tuesday, May 09, 2006

HumoR: Bush burns Constitution,White House

[unconfirmedsources--A HUMOR SOURCE] reports that George and KARL those flaming Right wing nut-jobs, burned down the White House today, while they were busy burning the United States Constitution!

Hurricane Katrina relief funds will be diverted to extinguishing the fire. Halliburton has already received a twenty billion dollar contract to try to put the fire out.

"Our strategy is going to be to douse the fire with Hurricane Katrina relief money," said Halliburton CEO Dave Lesar.

Congressman Dennis Hastert has already issued a statement saying that he expects a two trillion dollar emergency supplemental appropriations bill to be passed within hours. Hastert said the important thing is to get enough money on top of that fire.

Senator Bill Frist said that since the Constitution has now been officially burned, the need for Congress to pass an appropriations bill before it becomes law is in doubt.

"The Constitution is gone, so there are no powers the President can assume that would be extraconstitutional. I think the President can now pass his own appropriations bills as indiscriminately as he would like," Senator Frist told CNN's Wolf Blitzer.

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