Wednesday, June 07, 2006

HumoR: Monkey Chow Man

The Monkey Chow Diaries: "The Monkey Chow Diaries"

OH. Tivoli.(seeHERE)

This guy is Eating MonkeyCHOW for a full Week.
I swear I didn't make this up. He's insane. See the picture? See the WEBSITE? Go laugh and check out the blog
... Some of his Choicer Quotes:
  • No, it is not diet monkey chow. It is monkey chow diet. When monkeys need to lose weight, they are simply given less chow.
  • I'm tired of cooking. I hate scrubbing pots and pans. I've wasted too much time in the checkout line. It's time to eat chow.
  • My poop is soft rather than brick-like. No I will not be taking pictures of it. AND
  • (how much to eat...)This was the subject of much discussion between me and the guy who goaded me into the experiment (thanks Scooby). Following the product instructions (1 lb of chow per 35 lbs of monkey), I would be eating about 4.5 lbs per day. This would be an absurd amount of food, around 10,000 calories. I'm targetting 1lb per day and even that is tough to stomache.


Onyx said...

That's hilarious! It's amazing how doing stupid things now a days makes you famous. LOL.

Markbnj said...

I'm almost afraid to go back and see if he's still alive!