Jeez. I try some creative writing (here) , and the whole world goes Crazy.
1) Charles Rangel (D-NY[Harlem]), soon to be in charge of EVERYTHING, suggests we need a DRAFT.
1a) Bet Bush agrees with him eventually
2) I hear rumors that The Donald (Rumsfeld, not Trump) is about to be brought up on charges in Germany of WAR CRIMES.. WHAT happened to Bush, and the VP?