non i tagged myself after seeing this on ...vocabulum
Questions and Answers
1Q. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18 and find line 4.
The Cynic's dictionary isbn 0688-15125-6
1A. Abstract Art. Incoherent dabs of paint in which serious Critics..
[rest of entry...
detect shadings of metaphysical doubt or alienation when in fact the artist was simply suffering from the effects of an undigested meatloaf ]
2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, what do you find?
2A) Another Keyboard to the computer to the left of me, named Opus. I am typing on Lola
3Q. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
3A. Um. TV? can I get it on the internet? Maybe a paris hilton video about a year ago?
4Q. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
4A. NPR going on and on talk-like.
5Q. When did you last step outside?
5A. What were you doing?
About 2 hrs ago. Coming home from a family counseling meeting
6Q. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
6A.nonvocabulum.blogspot.com by way of someone else pointing to her (?).
7Q. What are you wearing?
7A. Blue dungaree work shirt with corporate logo and tan slacks. (although I will be wearing nothing in about 2 minutes. hee hee).
8Q. Did you dream last night?
8A. I dreamed about dreaming and having fun stuff with my wife.
9Q. When did you last laugh?
9A. About 2 hrs ago at my son in our family counseling session when he said he didn't lie.
10Q. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
10A. Directly above the lcd I am writing on is a shelf holding computer paper, and another shelf to the right of it with a heat sealing machine.
11Q. Seen anything weird lately?
11A. The email that said the advisor to my son's boy scout troop died in the parking lot last night, after the boy scout meeting in which he thanked the troop. Sometimes you don't know if you're coming or going.
12Q. What do you think of this quiz?
12A. It is introspective, and very thoughtful.
13Q. What is the last film you saw?
13A. Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire.
14Q. If you turned a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
14A. I would take the business idea that I managed to turn into a 1/3rd of a million dollar loss and make it work... and I would use the newly hired legal staff of the enterprise to skillfully take a wide object and stuff it up the rear end of the civil servant who managed to cause me to lose said $300,000 in this business venture.
15Q. Tell me something about you that I don’t know.
15A. I lost $300,000 in a business gone bad? Oops, you knew that already, didn't you! I have been with the same lovely spousal unit for over 30 years. Oh I Know. We were married on Feb 29th, so we are REALLY only married six years, despite having a 21 year old daughter! HEE HEE hee hee
16Q. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt and politics, what would you do?
16A. LOVE the lord. Just please don't call him Jesus. Others have different names for him, you Can call him the lord, I can call him the lord, Muslims can also call him the lord, and we can ALL be happy.
Oh and Love your neighbor as yourself.
Oh, and observe the 10 utterances (aka the 10 commandments)
17Q. Do you like to dance?
17A. Yeah. Right. Shake it up baby. Twist and Shout...
18Q. George Bush.
18A. cancer. (previous answer, not deleted.
18B. A F#$&*(#&*()!@#&*(P$ WAR CRIMINAL
Take the Damn idiot and censure him. Make DICK cheney he next Secretary of Defense, and make Joe Liberman (D,CT) the Next VP.
19Q. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
20Q. Imagine your first child is a boy, what would you call him?
21Q. Would you ever consider living abroad?
21A. Have tried, have desired, still consider, but NOT Iraq.
22Q. What would you want God to say to you when you reach
the pearly gates?
22A. Sholom Alichem
23Q. 4 people who must also do this meme.
23A. Drama-Mamma (http://mamas-drama.blogspot.com)
23B. Cindy-Lou (http://absotivelyfantabulous.blogspot.com)
23C. Whomajigi (http://whomajigi.livejournal.com)
23D. (ellison) (http://elisson1.blogspot.com)