HumoR: Unique Gifts

Over here at Maddening Life I saw the most unique gift ever... But please don't get ME one!

What you get is a battery powered nose trimmer in the shape of a human finger. Switch it on, shove the finger up your nose, and watch your nose hairs disappear. (if you dare look, that is)
For the low low price of 9.99 how could you lose?

Wow... Please Don't get me one... EVEN if you HATE ME!